not-your-messenger:

“I miss the old days,” Gabriel added. “You know, before the whole Apocalypse thing. It was so much better when I didn’t constantly have to watch my back.”

Crowley nodded. “When an angel was an angel and a demon was a demon was a demon, and the line between good and evil was clean cut for us.” Ok, he’d backstabbed his own kind more than once, but he was a demon, it was pretty much expected.

Just to clear a couple of things up,

carvedintoanewanimal:

I don’t, nor have I ever, killed someone and eaten them.

Shame. I hear cannibalism’s the next big thing. I was hoping you might be able to tell me if it’s really as good as they say.

Send me “No panties” to see how my character would react to a sexual proposal from your character.

theatrealpaca:

I bet Michael and Lucifer sit around sobbing and sadly singing Locked Out of Heaven by Bruno Mars together when they get tired of fighting